Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 4 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house.

Buzz around, see what you think, then click on these links for a peek into some other homes

 

Participants:

Bookworm Mom: the wife and mom to this crazy crew

Bookworm Dad: the husband and dad and often referred to as the big kid

Bookworm Boy– our singleton, a 8 year old boy who thinks he knows it all and is the one in charge

Bonus – our sweet and lovable adopted rat terrier 

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Bookworm Mom:

 

Watching hubby clean up

“Lovely that you clean up after dinner. Part of cleaning up is clearing the table and emptying the drain.”

“At least I did a little bit.”

“I have to do it all or it won’t get done.”

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Mommy’s sayings

“He’s full on f*cking idiot”

“It’s so cold the devil’s d*ck is an icicle”

“Well damn that crawled out of the devil’s ass” when seeing something scary

 

Bookworm Boy

“You need to apologize to me mommy.”

“Nope, I apologize when I’m wrong, but I won’t apologize for being a mom and keeping you safe.”

“You’re a booger face.”

“One day you’ll regret saying that.”

“No I won’t.”

Of course ten minutes later he apologized.

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“I don’t like your rules. I’m doing what I want.

“Too bad for you I’m the mom and you’re the child. I make the rules and you follow them.”

“If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t be a mom.”

“Nice try. If it wasn’t for me you wouldn’t even be born.”

 

Bookworm Dad

“You know how you lease a car, trade it in for a new lease. You can do thank with husbands if your not happy with me.”

“Sadly I would wind up paying because no one would want to take you on.”

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